Internet, today I ran a mile. That may seem like a small feat for you but for me, it was something I have not achieved since 7th grade gym (and even then I'm sure I walked at least a quarter of it). It has taken four months of going to the gym but I did it. I didn't walk. I ran the entire thing. I breathed through the stitches stabbing my side. I watched as that little treadmill meter switched over to a big one and breathed a sigh of relief. It was glorious. Glorious and amazingly painful.
I've always envied runners. Me? I couldn't run a quarter mile without panting and pain. I'd watch them at the gym looking all cool with their ipods and cute running shoes. I'd listen to my friends say, "I'm going on a run" and think, I like the idea of saying "I'm going on a run." It just sounds fabulous. Now, I can say, I'm going on a run. A short run, but a run nonetheless.
After this little victory: me against the mile run, I went and picked up the kids in the gym daycare and headed to the pool. Playing with the kids in the pool was some of the most fun I've had in weeks! Ellie and Jonah were happy, followed directions, and swam their little hearts out.
As an even hour approached, I swam over to the lifeguard who had given me a rather interesting look. I called up, "Is an adult swim time coming up?" She seemed a little startled. Then after a second (in which I thought, perhaps she speaks a different language) she nodded her head.
So we got out of the pool. The kids put on their shoes and I started heading for the showers. On the walk around the pool deck to the locker room, I noticed a woman across the pool looking in our direction. It was one of those looks like she knew us but couldn't remember from where. You know that look. There's a bit of a perplexity in which one scrunches up their nose slightly. As we drew closer to each other, she quickly looked away.
We got to the locker room and I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror. There underneath each eye was the largest, blackest mascara rings I'd ever seen. Think Tammy Faye crying. I HAD FORGOTTEN TO REMOVE MY MASCARA BEFORE GETTING INTO THE POOL!! That is why the lifeguard seemed startled. That is why the woman looked at me funny and then adverted her eyes as we came closer. She was embarrassed for both of us.
Then I thought back. Thought back to the funny look we received when we got out of the pool from the woman sitting watching her daughter swim. The one from the mom who was getting her toddler to blow bubbles in the water. The man who got out of the lap pool and did a double take.
So there you have it. My triumph and my foil. Mascara for sensitive eyes—you suck.