Friday, January 04, 2008

Marriage

A recent phone conversation

Her: Where are you?
Him: I'm still in the city.
Her: But we've been talking for like half an hour. Thought you'd be home by now.
Him: I've been sitting in the car. I think I'm going to get lunch here.
Her: Oh, I was going to ask you to bring me something home.
Him: Do you want me to do that? To bring you something home for lunch?
Her: No. Don't worry. I'll just sit here and let my stomach digest itself.
Him: Okay. Well I'll be home later. Call if you need anything.

6 comments:

Pink Dawn said...

LOL. Men.

Cheryl said...

I snorted out loud, to the point where DH asked what I was laughing at.

So - did your stomach in fact digest itself? And if so, do you have any pictures??

AER said...

DH read it and was like "I don't see a problem..." Of course HE didn't.

Swirvin said...

Lol. Too funny. We've had conversations like that too.

Dave Cooper said...

OK, men read this blog too, ladies.

Anyway, why are there no posts about the laundry I did this weekend, the dishes I washed, the vacuuming I did?

And how bad could we (men) be? You keep us around... Wait. You probably should not answer that.

:)

Feelin' the love,
Dave (Jen's "DH")

Jen C said...

Oh sweetie, it's all love! You are still the man ;)