Random Conversation

Him: So, what did you get? (peeks in bag) Peaches? You know you really shouldn't leave these in the bag because they'll get moldy quickly.
Her: Oh yeah? Well, my name's Dave and (unable to think of a comeback, she unravels at the seams and winds up talking like Beaker from The Muppet Show).
Him: You are a spazz.
Her: I'm Dave and I say...say...stuff.
Him: Spazz.