What It's Really Like to Work From Home

J:Hey check this out. It's my new dance called the jumping zombie. You like it?
D:(briefly looks up from computer)Um, yeah.
J:Don't try to stop me from dancing man. I'm like Kevin Bacon in Footloose. (pauses for breath) Jonah really likes that drum we got yesterday.
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D:When you have a sec come over here and take a look at this video. It's a great video. He doesn't look like you would expect him too.

J:I love it. (brief pause) Jonah where's the other drum stick? I don't want the dog to chew it up. WINNIE! Dave she's eating cat poop again.
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D:Winnie, outside you go! Ugh. Now she stinks. (looks at clock) Jen, do you see what time it is? You have to go pick up Ellie.
J:Oh. I gotta run!
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And he says he has to go to Panera to work because it's too distracting here. Pushaw!